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- ⁿⁿThey're some of the most
- respected scientific minds in the
- country.
- ⁿⁿThey're also mad.
- ⁿⁿYou would be too if you had to
- design and conduct critical research
- in Atari's Life Sciences building.
- ⁿⁿThere are cracks in the ceilings
- and cracks in the walls.
- ⁿⁿAnd leaks in all the cracks.
- ⁿⁿBecause of the rotten plumbing.
- ⁿⁿWhich may be what's causing
- those terrible odors.
- ⁿⁿThe ones that won't go away, on
- account of all the ventilation
- problems.
- ⁿⁿAnd it won't be long before we'll
- have to put laboratories in the
- lavatories. (We've just about
- filled up the halls.)
- ⁿⁿDespite these and other
- hardships, our Biosciences
- departments continue to
- achieve world acclaim for
- breakthrough research in
- cancer prevention, brain
- development, and many other
- areas.
- ⁿⁿBut the fact remains, Nobel
- Prize winners and Gug♪
- genheim Fellows don't grow
- on trees. In order to hang on
- to those we have, and continue
- to attract top faculty, we need
- more than a few new beakers
- and Bunsen burners.
- ⁿⁿWe need your support.
- ⁿⁿBecause largely through
- private contributions, we hope
- to begin building a Biological
- Sciences facility
- befitting a
- world class corporation.
- ⁿⁿSo please call the number
- below.
- ⁿⁿAnd help us put a stop to this
- madness.
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